I wanted to be an astronaut.
yes tumblr dot com I would love to reblog this text post as a link
I am so incredibly grateful for my friends and family. Thank you so much for such a special evening. x #PreBirthdayParty
*waits for 911 to call me first so i don’t sound thirsty*
it always feels like i just ruin everything
its easier to say “they” instead of “she/he” when you’re not sure about someone’s gender so stop acting like everyone is making your life complicated
Asked by Anonymous
1.always delete hate as soon as you get it, you don’t need that
2. Learn that googling things only takes two seconds
3. Buy silly useless things
okay but a story about an asexual pirate who gets made fun of by the crew until he saves all of them from sirens
A pirate for the adventure, not the booty
oh my god i want that on a bumper sticker
Trying to pilot a ship here. Thanks.